My new girlfriend is fantastic in every way — apart from one. She uses really cutesy pet names for me in bed. It turns me off. They are chosen by the person who loves the pet. There can be an element of possessiveness and exclusivity to pet names too.
No More Blushing in Bed: 8 New Names For Sexy Stuff You Do Between the Sheets
No More Blushing in Bed: 8 New Names For Sexy Stuff You Do Between the Sheets | Glamour
Recently, I was having drinks with some girlfriends and we got on to the topic of sex, specifically oral sex, and even more specifically, the expression "eating her out. The names we've developed to refer to some of our most intimate acts could use a serious revision. This made my friend Alex think of "a pig at a trough," which is not the image I want girls to think of as my head dips below her belly-button I want them to think of a capable astronaut, leading a pleasure expedition to the planet Clito. While "oral sex," "going down," and "la mange" are all acceptable, I'd like to suggest the following. New name: Treasure hunt ing , or Scavenger Hunt if he's no good. I actually don't mind this one, and neither did most of my friends at the table. My friend May didn't like it because it sounds "so porno.
No More Blushing in Bed: 10 New Names For Sexy Stuff You Do Between the Sheets
A long time ago, back in July of , I sat down with some friends and we came up with some new nomenclature for the sexy stuff you do between the sheets. We renamed "queef," "doggy style" and "pubic hair," with far more appealing, accurate names, like "hippo giggles," "power meeting," and "plumage. So, if you've ever cringed when you've heard the expression "fingering," this post may be up your alley which we have renamed your "optional detour".
He asked if I liked being called things. I knew what he meant, but wanted clarification and needed a moment to sort this all out in my head. It was just always put on me because I made my role apparent or went along with whatever they were going for. Not by any means telling you what should turn you on or what words you should associate with a role. My mars is in gemini.